The Desk.

Mother asked me multiple times during the week if I wanted to go to Wilmington on friday through sunday. As if she needed to ask if; the real question was simply a matter of when. Spent the whole weekend with Aaron, while mother stayed in a motel, a true vacation. It's been a while since I've seen 4:00 am. Went out to the beach house both nights, here's my top ten quotes (Like all great quotes, the quotes are not as good as the stories behind them):

10. "Dude, Gus got sky!"

9. "It's turkey-bacon!?"

8. "Not too bad, rookie, just like a pro."/ "Not too bad, rookie, just like a pro."

7. "He hasn't driven a stick shift in 3 years, but he's only has two beers, he should be fine, he'll get pulled over soon and he'll be fine."

6. "The keg's halfway to Wilmington by now, they gave it to some guys they know."

5. "Just know that you are an inspiration to the young people."

4. "Instead of slapping me like he usually does, Andy poured beer into my coffee"

3. "Whoa, Perkin's is packed at 3:30 in the morning!"/ "Whoa, that kid is passed out on that table in smoking!"

2. "It gets me so,... so AMPED!"

1. "I'm a local, you can't talk shit to me."