The Desk.

So now John thinks I'm an idiot because I didn't let her win. It's not like I beat the tar out of her, that would have been a bad move. No, I just didn't intentionally let her win. In fact, I won on the very last point of the set after a deuce, so it was as even a match as you could have. Anyway, I didn't let her win and I think that was the best move. It's all about sending the right message. We had just got done explaining that you only let her win if it's your mom or a potential girlfriend. But what about when she is your girlfriend? No, once she is girlfriend, you're already in and you don't have to worry about it anymore. So, since she is not my mother, nor is she a potential girlfriend as far as I want her to know, I thought it best to just play honestly. Because honesty is usually best, and besides, I have too much respect for her to do that. That's good, right?

And oh yea, "Ma'am" is cute, but the line from Life is Beautiful that I use now is absolutely unstoppable. No woman can resist its charm. Try it today.