The Desk.

Here comes my most controversial post of all time. Yes, even more controversial than "Shut the Hell Up, Queer."

There are three kinds of people in the world. First there's dicks. Dicks are cocky sons of bitches that just want to fuck everybody over. They usually end up running the show because they're the only ones willing to stand up for anything. Then there's pussies. Pussies are people that think everybody can just get along nice and happy without dicks. That's why pussies don't do anything except get fucked by dicks. And then the assholes, well they just want to shit all over everything. A dick might fuck you over for a cause, but assholes don't give a fuck about anything. Assholes are responsible for all shit that goes down. Sometimes dicks fuck assholes too. Cause if the dick doesn't fuck the asshole, well then you've got your dick and your pussie all covered in shit. It takes a dick to fuck an asshole, but it takes a pussie to keep a dick in line. It's just the natural order of the world.

In conclusion, go see Team America. I even hate puppets and I liked it.