The Desk.

Then there's Tommy. Lawd knows we need to get that poor boy away from Stellatto. What Tommy doesn't know is that Stellatto knows exactly what he's doing when he locks the door while Tommy's in the shower. It's all his backwards juvenile way of trying to get Tommy to move out. I wouldn't have thought he would have such a problem with the boy because come on, it's Tommy. I would have brought up my proposition sooner but I figured Stellatto didn't have any particular grievances with his arrangement. But apparently he does. The only problem now is Doug. I'm sure he doesn't care because he's never here anyway, so it wouldn't matter if it was Stellatto in here instead of me. The only question is whether to move Doug and Tommy or me and Stellatto. I'll have to mention it to him sometime, and hopefully we'll be able to make the switch before the semester's out. As of now I'm kicked out of the group and they'd have to let me back in if I was Tommy's roommate, right? Then our room would be party central instead of the bass ackwards middle of nowhere black hole that it is now. This will work out well if it can be arranged because everybody hates Stellatto except for Doug, Stellatto hates Tommy for whatever reason, Tommy's my main home dawg, and I'm sure Doug doesn't care one way or the other. I think my proposition will bring us much closer to the natural order of the pod. Stoners with stoners, pimps with pimps.