The Desk.

"If you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it."

I am not opposed to a relationship, I just know I don't need one, and I strongly suggest that it is ill-advised for anyone to attempt such an endeavor with me. It is out of respect for other people that I cannot be in a relationship with any other people. It has been established and proven that I am not fit to be in a relationship; I'm just not capable of it. Therefore I would not be able to provide you with that which you deserve. I respect that y'all have very sensitive needs, and out of respect for that, I do not attempt to fulfill those needs. Because I know what'll happen even if you refuse to admit it. I'll half-ass it just like I half-ass everything else because I left the better half of my ass at Grayson, but apparently you people tend to care very much, and that's just not a good combination for your side. So I'm not going to go around trying to trick people into something I know will end up badly for them, but if you are willing to understand my limited capacity for mutual reciprocation of sentiment, I am willing to accept your willingness, if you will.

So I'm now issuing my official statement regarding a relationship with me. I have warned you what is inevitable - that I ultimately cannot do a legitimate relationship and therefore cannot make any guarantee of commitment or fulfillment. Having provided this warning, I cannot be held accountable for any damage, emotional or otherwise, and therefore I am not to suffer any consequences as a result of your inability to heed my sufficient warnings. I'm just letting you know that you have nothing to fear from me. You don't have to worry about me going and instigating anything because I know don't nobody need that from me, but that if somebody else feels they need to go and start something, I might not stop it. That said, enter at your own risk.