The Desk.

Would you believe somebody accused me of being self-centered the other day? I know I'm a cocky, tactless, egomaniacal jackass, but I am by no means self-centered. That particular character trait implies putting the self as the number one priority. If you know anything about me, you know I only care about other people. I don't give a damn about me. Why should I? When you've got an ego like mine, or if you're just as kickass as me, then you know you've got nothing to worry about concerning yourself because you've got everything on lock. Anyway, I have very specificly ranked priorities. Keep in mind that the rank of the priorities impies a willingness to sacrifice a lower one to get a higher one, not just a general list of what's important. My top priority, for which I would give up anything else on the list, is proving my point. Luckily I'm always right, and my points aren't hard to prove unless I'm dealing with an idiot. But even if I do have to give up getting something else I want just to prove I'm right, I will. The second priority, with which I know you are familiar, is comedy. If it's funny to somebody, even if it means giving up something else I want or looking like a damn fool, I'll do it. Usually I'm only entertaining myself, and usually my kind of comedy involves heavy, real-life stuff, I do it in the name of art. You'll find that both of these endeavors often involve serious long-term commitment to a project, and that makes it all the more worth it. People wonder why I waste my time on my little meddlings when I could mess around with tons of people and hardle take anytime. To that I say that I don't care what I could have. My time and effort are practically worthless to me; they're only of use when spent on other people. On projects using other people to prove a point or just for some comedy. So you see, all that matters to me are other people, never myself.