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A Dignified Countenance, and a little bit of Soul.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Under no circumstances can God or his followers be wrong. In order to prove this, I will show you how any circumstances where it would appear so, it is really just the result of your misinterpretation.

If your prayer is answered it is because God loves you and has intervened on your behalf.
If your prayer is not answered it is because God doesn't directly intervene and works in mysterious way. Also He has hisown plans and you are not to question Him.
If anybody makes Christianity look good, then their good works are the result of being Christian.
If anybody makes Christianity look bad, then they weren't really Christians and nevermind about them.
If any non-Christian performs good works, it is either a fluke or the light of God in them despite their unawareness of this. Or possibly the devil is trying to convince you that atheism is okay.
If any non-Christian performs evil works, this is a direct result of their not being a Christian.
It is important to thoroughly read and understand the Bible for yourself.
It is important to have a clergyman or expert read and interpret the Bible for you, so you can understand it, and under no circumstances are you to read it yourself.
If something in nature can be construed as evidence for God, then it is.
If something in nature is incompatible with God or the Church, then it is the work of the Devil.
If the Bible says it, then it is the infallible word of God, to be taken literally.
If the Bible says anything that seems a little strange or inconsistent with the rest of the text, then it is not meant to be taken literally and is probably a human error in translation.
If a potentially error in translation occurs, it is really a God-inspired improvement for our better understanding.


And finally, to clear up any confusion about the relevance of Church history and precendent to what should actually be followed:
If the Holy Mother Catholic Church said it, it's absolutely right.
If the Holy Mother Catholic Church said it, it's absolutely wrong.
|And the Lord spake unto the masses@ 3:57 PM|

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